1 April 2022

BREAKING: Despite saying a month ago that he had quit the cabinet, government officials have revealed Alan Tudge is still the education minister, his taxpayer funded office is still operating, and wouldn’t confirm whether he’s still getting a Cabinet minister’s salary #estimates

— Tanya Plibersek (@tanya_plibersek) April 1, 2022

[?.? Beta] Abyss Lector: Fathomless Flames Idles and Gameplay Showcase (6*, Claymore) https://t.co/WZ65xBJOxG https://t.co/s6HqQGAePk

— Lumie (@lumie_lumie) April 1, 2022

In case it’s not abundantly clear, @TamePunk is one of the most forthright, courageous and insightful thinkers we have in this godforsaken country. Naturally, she’s become the favoured target of powerful people - men, especially - who can’t control her. Stay stalwart, Grace ❤️

— Clementine Ford 🧟‍♀️ (@clementine_ford) April 1, 2022

⚡️The European Commissioner for Justice allowed the use of confiscated property of #EU sanctioned individuals to rebuild #Ukraine or pay compensation https://t.co/wdjQ5dRsXf

— NEXTA (@nexta_tv) April 1, 2022

#Borodyanka has also been liberated. https://t.co/5LrRIsJgZo

— NEXTA (@nexta_tv) April 1, 2022

No need for the usual April Fools jokes today - they’re running the country. We have Bleak Friday instead: ⬆️ Rising taxes ⬆️ Rising energy bills ⬆️ Rising water bills ⬆️ Rising food prices ⬆️ Rising costs of covid tests The price of a Conservative government.

— Wes Streeting MP (@wesstreeting) April 1, 2022

The fact that inner peace was the principal characteristic of happiness, explains the paradox that while we can all think of people who remain dissatisfied, despite having every material advantage, there are others who remain happy, despite the most difficult circumstances

— Dalai Lama (@DalaiLama) April 1, 2022