CLUB STATEMENT: MARC CUCURELLA.
Following reports from numerous media outlets this week, we can confirm an agreement has been reached with Brighton and Hove Albion for the signing of Marc Cucurella.
Boris Johnson failed to declare a private meeting with a ‘former’ KGB spy currently sanctioned in Canada for being part of Putin’s inner circle. Keir Starmer was a bit late declaring a complimentary ticket to the British Kebab Awards. Peas in a pod.
